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Dear Women Having Birthdays:

Can we please all agree to not make any jokes about our age, especially if it involves some cutesy “lie” about how old you are? You know, the “I’m celebrating the tenth anniversary of turning 18,” or “it’s my fifth time turning 40!” kind of shit. Wannabe Peter Pan behavior is neither funny nor attractive on anyone, so let’s collectively knock it off.

Thanks,
MJ

PS:OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU ARE NOT OLD, QUIT BITCHING.

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